Now it is Gold.

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Postby Puerto_Rico_Surfer » Thu Dec 13, 2007 5:18 pm

wow, now that is a huge load of bs - and they actually expect people to believe that?
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The FBI, Interpol, and the UN want to give me money!

Postby red » Sat Feb 21, 2009 1:51 am

They are so considerate to warn about possible scams. "Better watch out for those Nigerians. You know, the OTHER Nigerians."

Dear Beneficiary,

It is obvious that you have not received your fund which is to the tune of $5.8million due to past corrupt Governmental Officials who almost held the fund to themselves for their selfish reason and some individuals who have taken advantage of your fund all in an attempt to swindle your fund which has led to so many losses from your end and unnecessary delay in the receipt of your fund.

The National Central Bureau of Interpol enhanced by the United Nations and Federal Bureau of Investigation have successfully passed a mandate to the current president of Nigeria his Excellency President Umaru Yar'Adua to boost the exercise of clearing all foreign debts owed to you and other individuals and organizations who have been found not to have receive their Contract Sum, Lottery/Gambling, Inheritance and the likes.

Now how would you like to receive your payment? By Check or by ATM card?

ATM Card: We will be issuing you a custom pin based ATM card which you will use to withdraw up to $10,000 per day from any ATM machine that has the Master Card Logo on it. Also with the ATM card you will be able to transfer your funds to your local bank account. The ATM card comes with a handbook or manual to enlighten you about how to use it. Even if you do not have a bank account.

Check: To be deposited in your bank for it to be cleared within three working days.

Your payment would be sent to you via any of your preferred option and would be mailed to you via UPS.

Because we have signed a contract with UPS which should expire by the end of February 2009 you will only need to pay $115 instead of $149.00 saving you $34.00! So if you pay before February 28st you save $34.00

Take note that anyone asking you for some kind of money above the usual fee is definitely a fraudster and you will have to stop communication with every other person if you have been in contact with any. Also remember that all you will ever have to spend is $115.00 nothing more! Nothing less! And we guarantee the receipt of your fund to be successfully delivered to you within the next 24hrs after the receipt of payment has been confirmed.

Below are few list of tracking numbers you can track from UPS website to confirm people like you who have received their payment successfully.

Name : Bruce R. Baptiste: UPS Tracking Number: H789 4784 567 (www.ups.com) Recently Delivered
Name : Donna L. Vargas: UPS Tracking Number: 1Z757F991598420403 (www.ups.com)
Name : Rovenda Elaine Clayton: UPS Tracking Number: 1Z757F991596606592 (www.ups.com)

Note: Everything has been taken care of by the Federal Government including taxes, custom paper and clearance duty so all you will ever need to pay is $115. This is because UPS C.O.D (Cost on Delivery) service is not applicable to international shipping according to their terms.

To effect the release of your fund valued at $5.8million you are advised to contact the delivery officer Rev. Kenson Alade with the information below, email kensonalade234@telepolis.com Telephone: +234-808-321-5383.

On contacting him do provide him with the following informations:

Your full Name...
Your Address:................
Home/Cell Phone:...................
Preferred Payment Method (ATM/Cashier Check):................

Upon receipt of payment the delivery officer will ensure that your package is sent within 24 working hours. Because we are so sure of everything we are giving you a 100% money back guarantee if you do not receive payment/package within the next 24hrs after you have made the payment for shipping.

Yours sincerely,
Mr. David Ramsy
CC: Federal Bureau of Investigation
CC: National Central Bureau of Interpol
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OMG the FBI is awesome!

Postby red » Sun Feb 22, 2009 7:34 pm

Federal Bureau of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW
Washington, D.C. 20535-0001

Payment Code: R5780906K
Reg No: 132521093
Date: February 21, 2009

APPROVAL NOTICE:

The Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) has discovered through our intelligence Monitoring Network that you are eligible to receive the sum of $7.5Million USD your impending funds, which was intercepted,has not been released to you by the Federal Ministry of financial.

Therefore, the FBI Seattle Division in conjunction with the United States Department of Homeland Security (DHS), Has screened through our various Monitoring Networks and has been confirmed and notified that the transaction you have with Central Bank of Nigeria is Legal and you have theLawful Right to claim your due fund.

Please contact the Head of Operations Dr. James Awotide,Central Bank of Nigeria.

Dr. James Awotide
e-Mail: centralbank@telepolis.com


Please, be advised and be aware that your funds had been insured and the necessary charges would be taken care of by you, as confirmed by the Monitoring network.


Sincerely,

Steven Dean(Special Agent-in-Charge Badge Number: JTT047101111)
cc Robert Mueller (FBI Dirrector)

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Re: Now it is Gold.

Postby HMARK » Mon Feb 23, 2009 7:42 pm

FBI & Nigerians, you running with some bad dudes, Red.

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Re: Now it is Gold.

Postby goro » Sun Mar 01, 2009 3:05 pm

dat ain't da real fbi...da real ones are "from big island"

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Re: Now it is Gold.

Postby HMARK » Fri Sep 24, 2010 10:56 pm

I love the new one where they are telling you about how your ATM is activated. For crying out loud, isnt there some sort of scammers web site where they can all figger this dumb ass shit out?

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